Take a loaf home - 5.00 - whole wheat, cinnamon-raisin, oatmeal (our most basic white bread), anadama (a new england classic, made with cornmeal & molasses) & cayenne-cheddar,
Breakfast Staples
Served with home fries (or fruit salad +3.00)
Egg Sandwich - 9.00 - two eggs any way, on any homemade bread, grilled biscuit, english muffin, or bagel & your choice of cheese ***add any vegetable +1.00 or meat +2.00
Basic Breakfast - 7.50 - two eggs any which way & a slab of homemade toast
Egg-In-A-Hole - 8.00 - Two pieces of crispy, buttery grilled bread with an egg in the middle
Breakfast Burrito - 12.50 - a flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, black beans, salsa, our avocado lime sauce & cheddar
Vegan Breakfast Burrito - 13.00 - A flour tortilla filled with tofu, black beans, salsa, our avocado lime sauce, corn sals & vegan cheese
Biscuits & Gravy - 13.00 - our made-from-scratch biscuit topped with grilled tomatoes, sausage (real, chicken, or vegetarian), two over easy eggs, & white pepper gravy
Monte Cristo - 13.00 - our oatmeal French toast filled with scrambled eggs, ham, Swiss cheese & dijon mustard, dusted with powdered sugar & served with a side of strawberry habanero sauce
Grab a bowl 6.00 - Made with oats, cashews, pecans & honey. Served with yogurt or milk ***Add fresh fruit - $2.00
Sweet Stuff
Add a bottle of Real Maple Syrup for $2.00: made for us by Fuller’s Sugarhouse in NH
Pancakes - 1 cake: 7.00, 2 cakes: 9.00 - plain or with blueberries, chocolate chips, or bananas
Gluten Free or Vegan Pancakes - 1 cake: 8.00, 2 cakes: 10.00 - plain or with blueberries, chocolate chips, or bananas
The Monster Breakfast - 16.00 - Two "mini" pancakes or two French toast, two eggs any style, home fries & your choice of meat.
Pulverizer Pumpkin Cakes - 1 cake: 9.00, 2 cakes: 12.00 - Just like pumpkin pie, with real whipped cream. ***Add homemade cheesecake filling +2.00
King Cakes - 13.50 - two “mini” pancakes with bananas & chocolate chips inside & peanut butter in between, with real whipped cream on top; encircled by a side of bacon (or turkey or vegetarian bacon, but Elvis will roll in his grave)
French Toast - 1 piece: 6.00, 2 pieces: 9.00 - choose any of our homemade breads
Cheesecake French Toast - 13.00 - Two slices of oatmeal French Toast stuffed with cheesecake filling & topped with fresh berries and powdered sugar
Waffle - 8.00 - an 8” belgian waffle from our homemade mix
Caramel Apple Waffle - 10.00 - an 8" belgian waffle topped with caramelized apples, crushed nuts & house made caramel sauce.
Benedicts
With house-made hollandaise, made fresh daily, served with home fries (or fruit salad +3.00)
Friendly Toast Benny - 13.00 - an english muffin, virginia baked ham, two poached eggs & hollandaise
Smoked Salmon Benny - 14.00 - our whole wheat toast topped with smoked salmon, two poached eggs, hollandaise & scallions
Babe Benny - 14.00 - Homemade cornbread topped with dry rubbed pork, two poached eggs, hollandaise & a BBQ sauce drizzle
BLT Benny - 14.00 - an english muffin, baby spinach, tomatoes, bacon, two poached eggs & hollandaise
Irish Benny - 14.00 - an english muffin, corned beef hash, two poached eggs & hollandaise
MAAAAAAAAAA, Meatloaf Benny - 14.00 - A thick cut of homemade oatmeal bread with a slabe of meatloaf, two poached eggs, hollandaise & honey Sriracha glaze.
Our Plates
switch out your home fries for house grits +1.50, or fruit salad +3.00
Ole Miss - 13.00 - our cayenne-cheddar toast topped with sausage (real, chicken, or vegetarian), mashed chipotle sweet potatoes, two scrambled eggs & mango sour cream, served with home fries
Mexican Mashed Meal - 12.50 - spicy mashed potatoes topped with chorizo, two fried eggs & chipotle sauce served with your choice of toast
Taco After Party - 13.00 - three tortillas filled with avocado lime sauce, jalapeno-jack cheese, scrambled eggs, black beans & salsa, topped with corn salsa, chipotle mayo, tortilla strips & scallions, served with home fries ***add any meat or meat substitute for +2.00
Costa Rican - 11.00 - black beans, salsa, provolone cheese & corn salsa, topped with two sunny side eggs, sour cream & scallions, served with home fries & your choice of toast
Kiss My Grits - 13.00 - our homemade biscuit topped with fried chicken tenders, over easy eggs & cheddar grits, finished with a sriracha honey glaze & served with home fries
Big Papi's Potato Skillet - 11.00 - a huge pile of potatoes, broccoli, bacon, parmesan cheese, sour cream & scallions, served with your choice of toast ***add two eggs any style +2.50
Meg’s American Burrito - 13.00 - a wrap filled with scrambled eggs, bacon, American cheese & tater tots, served with home fries
Doughnut Stop Believin' - 13.00 - A breakfast sandwich on French toasted donuts filled with scrambled eggs, sausage (real, chicken, or vegetarian) & cheddar cheese. Topped with powdered sugar & served with sides of zesty maple sour cream & strawberry habanero jam. Served with home fries
Breakfast Enchiladas - 12.00 - Two corn tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, onions, peppers & jalapeno jack cheese. Topped with more cheese, salsa verde & pickled onion slaw. Served with home fries
The Steak Out - 15.00 - Chicken fried steak on top of a biscuit, surrounded by grits, garlicky greens, two over easy eggs, white pepper gravy, hot honey sauce & onion straws.
Breakfast Burger - 15.00 - A half pound burger on a toasted bagel with a hash brown patty, bacon, cheddar cheese, a sunny side up egg & sriracha glaze. Served with home fries
Chicken & Waffles - 14.00 - A bed of mashed chipotle sweet potatoes with layers of waffle wedges, bacon & fried chicken tenders topped with hot honey, zesty maple sour cream & scallions.
Omelettes & Scrambles
Served with home fries (or house grits +1.50, fresh fruit salad +3.00) and your choice of toast substitute egg whites or tofu (+1.00)
Sklarmageddon - 14.00 - an omelette built to kill, with sausage, bacon, ham, red-chile pecans, jalapeño-jack & swiss cheeses, topped with a zesty maple sour cream
Sam’s Garden Omelette - 13.00 - an omelette with mushrooms, asparagus, spinach, garlic, & goat cheese
Mac Daddy Omelet - 14.00 - A golden omelet filled with pickles, ground beef, onions, lettuce & American cheese, topped with thousand island dressing.
New Hampshire's Finest - 13.00 - a scramble with goat cheese, asparagus, scallions & bacon
Guy Scramble - 12.50 - a scramble with cheddar, avocado, black beans & fresh salsa
Red's Scramble - 13.50 - a scramble with pulled pork, bacon, onions, peppers, cheddar cheese & a BBQ drizzle
Greek Scramble - 12.00 - a scramble with tomatoes, feta cheese, kalamata olives, baby spinach & black pepper
John Scrambo - 14.00 - A scramble with baby spinach, avocado, roasted red peppers, tomatoes, onions & jalapeno jack cheese. Topped with salsa verde & tortilla strips
Make Your Own
Start at 8.50, then add up to six of the following
Vegetable - 1.00 each - asparagus, tomato, corn salsa, spinach, kale, broccoli, avocado, onions, scallions, jalapeños, black olives, mushrooms, peppers
Avocado Toast - 12.00 - Two slices of whole wheat toast with smeared avocado. One side topped with corn salsa & feta cheese and the other side with baby spinach, garlic aioli & a poached egg. Served with fruit salad.
Fab 5.0 - 14.00 - a sandwich of scrambled egg whites, baby spinach, and smoked salmon on toasted gluten free bread, served with a cup of fruit salad
Kale Yeah!!! - 14.00 - A wrap with egg whites, quinoa, kale, onions, carrots, feta, marinated baby portabella mushrooms, scallions & roasted red peppers. Served with fruit salad.
So It Ve-Gan - 13.00 - tofu scramble with black beans, salsa, kale, roasted red peppers, corn salsa & tortilla strips, served with home fries & toast
Ann Marie's Quesadilla - 11.00 - american & cheddar, black beans, scallions, roasted corn salsa & vegetarian sausage in a quesadilla with zesty maple sour cream on top
Nachos - 11.50 - a huge platter of fresh tortilla chips, jalapeño-jack cheese, black olives, cuban beans, salsa, scallions, avocado-lime sauce & sour cream ***add grilled chicken, buffalo chicken tenders, taco seasoned beef or pulled pork +3.00
Vegan Nachos - 12.00 - a huge platter of fresh tortilla chips, vegan cheese, black olives, cuban beans, salsa, scallions & avocado-lime sauce ***add vegan chili +3.00
Pork in the Road - 12.00 - A quesadilla with pulled pork, chipotle sweet potatoes, sliced apples, Cheddar cheese & crispy fried onions. Topped with BBQ sauce.
Orleans Fries - 10.50 - sweet potato fries tossed in brown sugar & tabasco, served with sour cream
Cheesy Fries - 10.50 - bleu & provolone melted on french fries, with strawberry-habanero dip
When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip - 12.00 - a hot bowl of buffalo chicken dip topped with bleu cheese & served with tortilla chips & crisp celery sticks
Some Like it Tot - 12.00 - A platter of tater tots covered with melted cheddar cheese, bacon, red onions, scallions & sriracha glaze.
Soups & Salads
Vegan Chili - 7.00 - made with bulgur wheat, peppers, beans & corn, served with corn tortilla chips
Tomato & Feta Bisque - 6.00 - it wants you to dunk a grilled cheese in it
New England Clam Chowdah - 6.00 - the enduring classic
Season of the 'Wich - add a 1/2 grilled cheese to your soup for $3
Caesar Salad - 10.00 - romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, & croutons, tossed in a caesar dressing ***add grilled chicken +3.00
Port William - 13.50 - lettuce, baby spinach, smoked salmon, goat cheese, spicy pecans, green & red peppers, cucumbers & scallions
Backyard BBQ - 13.00 - mixed greens, grilled chicken, avocado, black beans & corn salsa. Drizzled with BBQ sauce & topped with crispy red onions
Mediterranean Salad - 11.00 - mixed greens, roasted red peppers, red onions, kalamata olives our house made falafel & feta cheese
Mains
Taco Party - 13.50 - three soft-shell tacos with shredded lettuce, roasted corn salsa, jalapeno jack cheese, avocado lime and chipotle sauces, mango sour cream and your choice of meat: pulled pork, taco seasoned beef, grilled or fried chicken, or falafel. Served with a side of chips and salsa
A Little Bit of Chicken Fried - 13.00 - Chicken fried steak on a bed of spicy mashed potatoes with sautéed garlicky greens, white pepper gravy & onion straws. Served with a biscuit
Return of the Mac Burger - 14.00 - Bacon Mac-&-Cheese, lettuce, tomato.
Bat Out of Hell Burger - Meatloaf with sautéed onions & marinated baby portabella mushrooms, cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, Sriracha glaze.
The Classic - 12.00 - with house made thousand island, american cheese, lettuce & onion
The Pit - 13.00 - smoky dry rubbed burger topped with bacon, deep fried red onions, lettuce, cheddar & jalapeño jack cheese, with BBQ sauce ***add pulled pork and coleslaw +3.00
Vegan Burger - 12.00 - a beet & pineapple patty on a kaiser roll topped with lettuce, tomato& red onion
Basics
Served with french fries & house made pickles
Sandwich - 10.00 - your choice of smoked turkey, roast beef, or marinated chicken breast on toasted homemade bread with lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise
Club - 13.00 - a triple decker with your choice of smoked turkey, roast beef, or marinated chicken breast on toasted homemade bread with bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise
Silly Sally’s BLT - 11.00 - lots of real (or vegetarian) bacon with lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise ***add eggs +2.50
Grilled Cheese - 10.00 - homemade bread with lots of any kind of cheese you want (cheddar, american, provolone, swiss, jalapeño-jack, parmesan, feta, bleu, goat)
Specialty Sandwiches
All specialty sandwiches served with french fries
The D.G.G.C. - 11.00 - a damn good grilled cheese on cayenne-cheddar bread with cheddar & american cheese, olive-garlic spread & served with strawberry habanero sauce on the side
Perfect Steak - 12.00 - a wrap filled with shaved steak, roasted red peppers, mushrooms, onions, jalapeno jack & cheddar cheese, served with a side of chipotle mayo ***or try with chicken or turkey!
Mission Burrito - 10.00 - brown rice, black beans, salsa, cheddar & our avocado-lime sauce. ***add marinated grilled chicken, taco seasoned beef or pulled pork +3.00
Meatloaf Melt - 12.00 - Meatloaf grilled to perfection in Anadama bread with grilled onions, Swiss & American cheese.
Cuban - 12.00 - a hand pressed sandwich filled with pulled pork, ham, pickles, swiss cheese, dijon mustard & garlic aioli
Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese by Marcus O’Relius - 12.00 - chicken tenders tossed in buffalo sauce, melted swiss & bleu cheese, and ranch dressing on oatmeal bread ***add buffalo mac and cheese +3.00
Substitutions
Don’t want fries with that? Switch it up with one of the following!